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Nitronic · May 22, 2009

im the best at random shit =] i stole a bit of zez's chat

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: go
Stranger: hey
You: nananananananana Batman Batman
Stranger: aha
Stranger: ah
You: Her comes Batman on the spider web Batman Batman
Stranger: so cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
You: Its really Spiderman Spiderman Spiderman
Stranger: wow
You: Now its Optemus prime Prme prime prime
Stranger: good
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: Im suprised you havnt left left left left
You: THis is getting annoying annoying annoying
Stranger: thay's very hot
You: Rick Roll Rick Roll
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You: cuz i can take in
Stranger: u just got rick rolled !
You: or give in
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Stranger: good
You: Spiderman Spiderman
Stranger: ah
Stranger: u like Spiderman
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ....................
Stranger: ㅡㅡ
You: Now its SImpsons Simpson Simpsons
You: Rick Roll Rick Roll
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You: cuz i can take in
Stranger: u just got rick rolled !
You: or give in
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Mave · May 22, 2009

lmao at the rick

Rafay · May 23, 2009

Code:

You: May I know which OS do you use ?
Stranger: whats os?
Stranger: lol
You: Operating System
Stranger: no.
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wtf ?

GPow69 · May 24, 2009

Rafay said:

Code:

You: May I know which OS do you use ?
Stranger: whats os?
Stranger: lol
You: Operating System
Stranger: no.
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wtf ?

Isnt it obvious? They dont have an operating system ;D

1337 · May 24, 2009

GPow69 said:
Rafay said:

Code:

You: May I know which OS do you use ? Stranger: whats os? Stranger: lol You: Operating System Stranger: no. Stranger: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wtf ?

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Isnt it obvious? They dont have an operating system ;D

He uses his BIOS

Aman1238 · Jun 1, 2009

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELP MEEEEE
You: IM IN IRAQ
Stranger: OH SHI-
You: THEYRE BOMBING US
You: OMNGGGGGGGGGG
You: FDAAAAAAAAMMMMMmmm
Stranger: RUN BITCH RUN GET SOME HELP
You: YOU GET HERERTE
You: FAST
You: FUUCKKCKCKC MY NEIGHBOR BOT BOMBEDF
You: OMFG
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: I HEAR SOME TICKERING
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
Stranger: And u have computer?!?

CreonSiper · Jun 1, 2009

[SL]Slayer said:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELP MEEEEE
You: IM IN IRAQ
Stranger: OH SHI-
You: THEYRE BOMBING US
You: OMNGGGGGGGGGG
You: FDAAAAAAAAMMMMMmmm
Stranger: RUN BITCH RUN GET SOME HELP
You: YOU GET HERERTE
You: FAST
You: FUUCKKCKCKC MY NEIGHBOR BOT BOMBEDF
You: OMFG
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: I HEAR SOME TICKERING
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
Stranger: And u have computer?!?

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LMAO!!!!!! HAHAH ROFLMAO SLAYER Good one!!!!!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ey
You: asl?
Stranger: you first
You: lol
You: i said it first
You:

Stranger: looking for sex
You: lol
Stranger: ?
You: me too
You: im horny

Stranger: male or female?
You: female
You: you
Stranger: male
Stranger: lol
You: WOO

You: how old ru?
Stranger: 18
You: im 19
Stranger: how can I help you?
You: lol
You: stick it in
Stranger: you don't want me to eat you out?
You: sure
You: but im a guy
You: ahhaa
You: aha
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK!
Stranger: FUCK YOU FAG.
You: ROFL
You have disconnected.

Mave · Jun 2, 2009

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Bai
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

GPow69 · Jun 3, 2009

ROFL!

Mave · Jun 5, 2009

That ain't funny, you don't laugh with stuff like that.

Andre · Jun 5, 2009

Haha, caught a little HongKong weird on Omegle.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: H!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: asl ?
You: 14/f/NYC
You: brooklyn
You: you?
Stranger: 25 m hk
You: oh!
You: interested in exploring some young girls
You: me and my gfriends here?
Stranger: ????
You: seeing us do stuff on webcam
You: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: no
You: oh then you can watch
You: and tell us what you think
You: what is your WLM?
Stranger: mkwok1234567@hotmail.com
You: we're watching lesbians suck eachother on YouPorn
You: and we're so hot
You: like dripping
You: my friend is rubbing her clit now
You: gets me all wet and dripping
You: we don't touch eachothers much though
You: just finger sometimes
You: today we're maybe going to suck eachothers clits
You: you there, sexy ass?
You: looks like my friend here is dripping and cumming soon
You: those nice C-cup breasts
You: OH FUCK PARENTS COMING
You: SHIT SHIT SHIT
You: OH NO!!!!
Stranger: put your dad's big dick into your ass
Stranger: ok ??
You: well I can't do it with my dad
You: they just picked up keys
You: and here is Angelica
You: we like to call her angel
You: she brought some dildos
You: oh we gonna have soo much friday-fun
You: do you want us see masturbate and eat pussy on webcam?
Stranger: ..............
Stranger: are u sick ???
You: my friend just came. I think "getting caught almost" got her even wetter
You: no, I'm not
You: what a nice pussy <3
You: I love the way it shows the nice lips
You: and is quite tight
You: your fingers fit in
You: so you wanna have some REAL fun on webcam now+
Stranger: not interest in it
You: why?
You: are you gay?
You: because you're from hong kong or something
You: and you're 25
You: ever had sec
You: sex*
You: or ever licked a girl's pussy before?
You: oh you sick pervert! PERVERT! I have your IP Address and will e-mail it to my aunt now
You: she works at the police
You: I already changed the chat logs!
You: haha you're going to jail
You: Wok!

That was the sickest, EVER!

Nitronic · Jun 7, 2009

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi wanna watch me suicide on webcam?
Stranger: Sure.
You: Dude ur fucking sick go see a Shrink
You: Dude u need help
You: Fuck u
You have disconnected.

Mave · Jun 7, 2009

WTF

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi?
You: asl?
Stranger: asl is what?
Stranger: explain me
You: Age - Sex - Living
Stranger: i know
You: example me, 15 - S - New York
You: Brooklyn
Stranger: 16 - Male - japan
You:
Stranger:
Stranger: ^^;
You: ^_^
Stranger: hey
You: mm
Stranger: hey?
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: New York
You: I told you
Stranger: oh~
Stranger: I proud of you
You: why?
Stranger: um..
Stranger: nothing
You: xD
You: You're weird
Stranger: do you know korea?
You: Yeah
You: You live there?
Stranger: nono
Stranger: like i said
You: but you are asian?
You: right?
Stranger: i am japanese
You: ah
You: People say Asian people have small -youknowwhat- xD
Stranger: oh
Stranger: nono
You: That ain't true?
Stranger: yes
You: k
You: So can you show me a picture for proof?
Stranger: sorry i`m afraid of that
Stranger: hey
You: kk
You: I understand
You: yeah?
Stranger: are you tall?
You: no not that tall
You: average size
Stranger: hey how old are you
You: 15
You: you?
Stranger: 16
You:
You: I want a boyfriend :(
You: I feel lonely in the night :(
Stranger: oh
Stranger: are you girl?
You: yeah
You: I really want a boyfriend :(
You: sometimes I cry in the night
You: because I'm alone :(
Stranger: にかいふさ
You: what???
Stranger: do you know it?
You: it?
Stranger: it mean 'you are so beautiful'
You:
You: but you haven't seen me yet xD
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hhhh
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where do you live?
Stranger: if city named what?
You: New York
You: Brooklyn
Stranger: haha;
You: You want to see a picture of me ?
Stranger: um..
Stranger: don`t know
You:
Stranger: are you house?
Stranger: in house?
Stranger: ah!
Stranger: I have something to tell you
Stranger: Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you

GPow69 · Jun 7, 2009

Mave got a very strange person on his.

Andre's Was Fucking Amazing. I Had to stop half way through for a little bit though because I was picturing it as I was reading. It was excelent You get a cookie for that!

Austin · Jun 7, 2009

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i like poop u like poop? i like poop
Stranger: me too
You: great mwe can share poop
You: where we meet?
Stranger: you are the people i'looking ror
You: we can meet in sweage lots of poop there lots of poop i like poop a lot i got pink eye you got pink eye?
Stranger: where're you from?
You: america in sweage under washington i eat obamas big black poop
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: fuck me
You: no thaks i dont swing that way only poop for me
Stranger: you like?
You: no
Stranger: oh sorry?
Stranger: poop
You: i hope you has lots of poop my brothers poop was green once
Stranger: i don't konw what you say
Stranger: bye
You: my president is black my lambo's blue and i'll be god damn if my rims ain't too
Stranger: 你妈B
You: what
Stranger: nothing
You: i wonder if lambos make poop i like poop i eat labo poop
Stranger: oh
You: i has poop from my dick before
You: has you
Stranger: no
You: SHIT
Stranger: fuck you
You: i like shit u like shit black people has huge dicks i wonder how big obama's dick is i bet it's massive and massive poop plz
Stranger: you're son of shit
You: no my dad was human and mom was shit
You: i g2g obama just took a shit by
You have disconnected.

Mave · Jun 7, 2009

Aman1238 · Jun 9, 2009

LMFAO! xD That was funny lol.

CreonSiper · Jun 11, 2009

LOL?

Its obvious, Zezzy loves poop.

BTW If you can't smell i just took one. LOL

1337 · Jun 11, 2009

CreonSniper said:
BTW If you can't smell i just took one. LOL

That comment was not really needed.

And I can't chat with a random stranger, feels weird *shivers*, but from the 5 people I talked to, most of them are illiterate Chinese people.

GPow69 · Jun 29, 2009

Andre said:
Haha, caught a little HongKong weird on Omegle.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: H!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: asl ?
You: 14/f/NYC
You: brooklyn
You: you?
Stranger: 25 m hk
You: oh!
You: interested in exploring some young girls
You: me and my gfriends here?
Stranger: ????
You: seeing us do stuff on webcam
You: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: no
You: oh then you can watch
You: and tell us what you think
You: what is your WLM?
Stranger: mkwok1234567@hotmail.com
You: we're watching lesbians suck eachother on YouPorn
You: and we're so hot
You: like dripping
You: my friend is rubbing her clit now
You: gets me all wet and dripping
You: we don't touch eachothers much though
You: just finger sometimes
You: today we're maybe going to suck eachothers clits
You: you there, sexy ass?
You: looks like my friend here is dripping and cumming soon
You: those nice C-cup breasts
You: OH FUCK PARENTS COMING
You: SHIT SHIT SHIT
You: OH NO!!!!
Stranger: put your dad's big dick into your ass
Stranger: ok ??
You: well I can't do it with my dad
You: they just picked up keys
You: and here is Angelica
You: we like to call her angel
You: she brought some dildos
You: oh we gonna have soo much friday-fun
You: do you want us see masturbate and eat pussy on webcam?
Stranger: ..............
Stranger: are u sick ???
You: my friend just came. I think "getting caught almost" got her even wetter
You: no, I'm not
You: what a nice pussy <3
You: I love the way it shows the nice lips
You: and is quite tight
You: your fingers fit in
You: so you wanna have some REAL fun on webcam now+
Stranger: not interest in it
You: why?
You: are you gay?
You: because you're from hong kong or something
You: and you're 25
You: ever had sec
You: sex*
You: or ever licked a girl's pussy before?
You: oh you sick pervert! PERVERT! I have your IP Address and will e-mail it to my aunt now
You: she works at the police
You: I already changed the chat logs!
You: haha you're going to jail
You: Wok!

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That was the sickest, EVER!

Is there a video exactly like thissomewhere, but with some 18 year olds? I would like a link if you have one XD

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i had superhuman powers until my therapist took em

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i had superhuman powers until my therapist took em

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