My dad has a piece of paper where he keeps a list of all his mistakes.

SovareZza said:
^ uh, I think the joke implies the father believes the kids birth was a mistake... Also depressing...
I believe impulse was making a joke based on the grammar of the sentence
Basically, the dad calls it "my birth certificate," meaning it's the dad's birth certificate :P

What you said was what the joke is supposed to mean but the double meaning is also quite funny :)
 
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