Comebacks

[sgtoliver321]

Ok, I was getting bored and just wondered what I could actually get from researching this.

1. I would ask.your age but I know you can't count that high.
2. Some people are has-beens you are a never-was.
3. I hate you so much I wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.
4. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.
5. How come your here I thought the zoo was closed at night.
6. Did your parents ever ask you to run away?
7. When you were born something terrible happened- you lived.
8. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
9. Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.

 

[Mave]

4. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.
8. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

These are awesome, good jokes to start the day.

 

[Stybar]

If I wanted my comeback I would have wiped it off your mom's chin last night

"What's a good comeback for "make me a sammich"?"
Well you better comeback with a goddamn sandwich!

How can your brain even understand human speech?

Were you born this stupid or were you dropped on your head when you were young?

How are you allowed outside when you're this dumb?

Well, I had a good comeback, but I left it at your mom's last night

 

[Mave]

Well, I had a good comeback, but I left it at your mom's last night