After saving up for years, a man goes to Thailand for a dream vacation, packed to the gills with as many prostitutes as he can manage. After several weeks of screwing his way across the country, he fears he has contracted something from one the prostitutes. Between the burning and discoloration, he fears the worst and finds a nearby, ex-pat British doctor to look at it.
"I'm sorry," the doctor tells hims, "but you have a very virulent local STD. We don't have a cure for it, so I'm afraid the only thing we can do is amputate your penis." Well, the guy simply won't stand for this. A life without his manhood is no life worth living. He calls the doctor several colorful names and decides he needs a second opinion. Since it's a local disease, he decides to go see a local Thai doctor.
"Doc, I need you to take a look at me. I saw this quack across town, and he told me I've got some weird STD he can't cure, and he'd have to amputate my dick!" The doctor gives him a quick examination and shakes his head, smiling.
"He must've been a westerner! We don't have to amputate that, don't worry." The guy looks supremely relieved at this bit of news and starts to get dressed again. "Two, three weeks tops, and it'll fall off all by itself."
"I'm sorry," the doctor tells hims, "but you have a very virulent local STD. We don't have a cure for it, so I'm afraid the only thing we can do is amputate your penis." Well, the guy simply won't stand for this. A life without his manhood is no life worth living. He calls the doctor several colorful names and decides he needs a second opinion. Since it's a local disease, he decides to go see a local Thai doctor.
"Doc, I need you to take a look at me. I saw this quack across town, and he told me I've got some weird STD he can't cure, and he'd have to amputate my dick!" The doctor gives him a quick examination and shakes his head, smiling.
"He must've been a westerner! We don't have to amputate that, don't worry." The guy looks supremely relieved at this bit of news and starts to get dressed again. "Two, three weeks tops, and it'll fall off all by itself."
