You haz a 0 starz on my forumz, go reply somethingz. U aren't registered on the LVSF forum to sleep and make 10k accounts on all teh forums that exist..
Linux Ubuntu is for Linux N00bs That Don't Know How To Use Debian, usually called LN00bTIDKHTUD Sindrome for ppl like those, and usually can't be treated, if you wanna escape that disease, GET MAC OS. :)