Yo Momma

[Mave]

Yo Momma jokes go in here



Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.

 

[MiRc34]

Yo momma's so fat, that when I try to drive around her, I always run out of gas.

 

[Maffia171]

Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.

 

[Mave]

Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please.

 

[Maffia171]

Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.

 

[Mave]

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

 

[Blubber]

^Made me lol hard

 

[Mave]

Yo momma so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

 

[GPow69]

Yo momma's so original she makes yo momma jokes ;_;

 

[Mave]

Yo momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

Yo' mamma's so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.

 

[Panki]

Yo Momma pushes children of their bicycle and smells on the seat.

 

[GPow69]

Yo Momma pushes children of their bicycle and smells on the seat.

WAT

 

[Maffia171]

Yo Momma pushes children of their bicycle and smells on the seat.

WAT

WAT

 

[Andre]

Yo Momma pushes children of their bicycle and smells on the seat.

WAT

WAT

WAT

 

[MiRc34]

inb4WAT :troll:
spam much?

 

[waffelz]

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.

Hahaha, lol'd xD

 

[MiRc34]

Yo momma's so skinny, that she is driven to work by the morning breeze.

 

[Andre]

Yo momma's so skinny, that she is driven to work by the morning breeze.

WAT

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

Yo momma's so skinny, that she is driven to work by the morning breeze.

WAT

What* and it's not that hard to get..