What's the most absurd thing you've told someone that they believed?

[Mave]

What's the most absurd thing you've told someone that they believed?

I once made a girl believe that I had an identical twin, went away for a bit, came back after like half an hour (changed some clothes) and pretended if I were 'my brother'.
She TOTALLY bought it for the rest of the evening.

 

[ThePro]

I told my mom i used paco (some kind of drug based on cocaine, kills your brain)

She was like WHAT?!

Then i told her it was the perfume.

 

[ev0lution]

I convinced one of my friends that I had anal herpes.

 

[MiRc34]

^Wat ;_; !

I convinced my dad to let me drive his Golf under the reason of having to go to an important school meeting fast ( like 2 minutes, 2KMs) on a sunday. XD

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

I convinced Pizza hut (2 years ago) that my pizza was unfit for consumption, they said I will have store credit ($40) me and a friend walked in and got $40 worth of pepsi, so many bottles D:

Edit: I mean, have you ever seen $40 worth of pepsi in your fridge?

 

[Mave]

^ That's cool