I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, minding my own business patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American Slogans, with a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the side of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, " Allahu Akbar!, Allahu Akbar!, " and took off before the lights changed.
Out of nowhere, an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car stunned, thinking to myself, "man...that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Disclaimer: Joke wasn't invented by me, obviously a bit racist, my apologies.
Suddenly they yelled, " Allahu Akbar!, Allahu Akbar!, " and took off before the lights changed.
Out of nowhere, an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car stunned, thinking to myself, "man...that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Disclaimer: Joke wasn't invented by me, obviously a bit racist, my apologies.
