This sheep ran away and didn't get shaved for 6 years

[Mave]

Wild sheep don't suffer from this, sheep in captivity evolved to have a lot more wool.

 

[Stybar]

IIRC, this sheep was named "Shrek".

 

[Nimphiouus]

bit like my dick region

 

[Mave]

bit like my dick region

This will make a nice addition to my "Things I didn't want to know but can now (frustratingly) never be erased from my memory."