Another Reddit best off. Collected from here
- I’m so sorry, were you close?
- It was the third stroke that finished him off.
- I know this has got to be painful and it's okay if you need to cry.
- He left you some money.
- I never thought it would be this hard.
- Can I get you a tissue?
- Man look at all these people, I had no idea Grandma was so popular.
- The sermon was maybe a bit much.
- Thank you all for coming here today.
- Wow, he's really stiff!
- Please, close your eyes and bow your head.
- Just shove him in there and get it over with.
- I can't believe how lifelike she looks.
- We're going to need 6 guys to do this properly.
- At least it was quick and painless.
- I felt the priest said some kind things, at the end.
