Things you can say about your computer, but not your girlfriend.

[Mave]

 

[Stybar]

"I can turn it on by pressing this button!"

 

[Mave]

"I think it's time for an upgrade"

 

[Stybar]

"Mine's a hand-me-down from my father"

 

[Mave]

"It makes a weird whining noise whenever it gets turned on"

 

[Stybar]

"My brother forgot his, so I let him use mine"

 

[Mave]

"It got a really nasty virus. Anything I stick in ends up infected."

 

[Stybar]

"Mine was broken, so I paid some chinese dude to fix it"

 

[Mave]

"I think I'm gonna return it right before the warranty expires."

 

[Stybar]

"I think I need to vacuum the insides..."