The Simpsons [1989-...]

[Mave]

he REALLY likes his vest

 

[Mave]

Only I may dance

 

[Mave]

30 Years of Electricity

 

[Mave]

"Mmmmm...64 slices of American cheese."

 

[Mave]

Yeah, but can he do this?

 

[Mave]

Money Fight!

 

[Mave]

Ow my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

 

[Mave]

Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

 

[Mave]

U R GAY HEHEHHE

 

[Mave]

"tonight on Rock Bottom, we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers" "I keep telling you, I just grow sorghum here" "uh huh, and where are the hookers?" "'round back...whoops"

 

[Mave]

You pressed 'you,' referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is 'you.'

 

[Mave]

"They're gaining on us sir, we'll have to jettison something."

 

[Mave]

That is one fine lookin barbecue pit

 

[Mave]

Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!

 

[Mave]

Here's your problem.

 

[Mave]

ARGH! It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it!

 

[Mave]

In this country, it makes you look like a pervert -- but EVERY single Scottish person does it!

 

[Mave]

Oh no, the Pawnee have returned... they probably want their souls back

 

[Mave]

I'm a man of few words. ...Any questions?

 

[Mave]

Stop! Stop! He's already de-e-ead!