Akshually... Biden likely won. Trump could still win, if somehow all the still uncounted votes are in his favor. But, the chance of that happening are so small, you might as well hope he gets struck by lightning.It happened! Biden won.
Someday this is going to be in a movie. (and it's going to be a comedy for sure)The best part is, someone had to agree to this. Someone at that garden center picked up the phone, heard who was calling, and went, "Yeah, sure, we can help you do a press conference here."