Some sadistic jokes

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What's funnier then a dead baby ... 
2 dead baby's

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What's funnier then 2 dead baby's 
A dead baby wearing a clown suit

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How many  baby's do you need to paint a wall red ?
Depends on how hard you throw them

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whats is meaner then a garbage bag full off dead baby's ? 
a garbage back full of dead baby's with on the bottom a living baby that has to eat his way out .

And what is even meaner than that ? 
he forgot his pacifier

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What is blue , cute , adorable , and every mothers yells when she see's it 
Sudden infant death syndrome
 
i got one

why do you put a baby in a blender feet first
so you can see the expression on its face
 
Wow, Sick jokez but ill say one...

How do you paint a white flower red?
give it to a baby and throw a knife at it. (not a very good joke but its okay)
 
REALLY FUCKED UP
however

What is brown and taps on the window?
A baby in a microwave.

What is red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing razor blades.

What is green and sits in the corner?
The same baby a month later!

Q: What's red and spits ?
A: A baby in a frying pan.

Q: What's black and taps on glass ?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: What crawls along corridors, but can't go through doors ?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head.

Q: What is red and silver and walks into walls ?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
 
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