Some jokes about Mexicans

[Mave]

How do you call a mexican in a new car?


A thief



2 Mexicans in a car, who is driving?


A policeman



Why doesn't Mexico have Olympic team?


Because anyone that knows to swim, run or jump ran over to USA



What did the little Mexican get for birthday present?


Your bike



how do you get twenty Mexicans in a phone booth,


Throw in a nickel




How do yo get them out


Throw in a bar of soap

 

[Floreszz]

Nice, lol. that was offending i am mexican IRL, lol j/k

 

[Aman1238]

Lol, last was the funniest.

 

[Tj]

ive heard the fifth one told about jews before, nice jokes though, not incredibly racist so still really funny

 

[GPow69]

Wtf!? Some of these are modified Black jokes!

What do you call a nigga in a new car?
A thief


2 Niggas in a car, who is driving?

A policeman




What did the Nigglet get for a birthday present?


Your bike

Jaaaax.

[I'm not trying to be racist, I don't see anything wrong with other races.]

 

[Andre]

I think I should be moderator on SickBin. I would post there daily!

 

[Austin]

Actually this joke was origionally:

A black person and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?

The cops.

Andre: You can post weather or not your a moderator O:.

 

[Grazy.]

Lol Nice , loved the second one

 

[Tj]

had to contribute

Why can't mexicans be firemen?

They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b

 

[GPow69]

had to contribute

Why can't mexicans be firemen?

They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b

ROFL FUCKING MAO.

 

[Perkins]

Whow Very Funny