How do you call a mexican in a new car?
A thief
2 Mexicans in a car, who is driving?
A policeman
Why doesn't Mexico have Olympic team?
Because anyone that knows to swim, run or jump ran over to USA
What did the little Mexican get for birthday present?
Your bike
how do you get twenty Mexicans in a phone booth,
Throw in a nickel
How do yo get them out
Throw in a bar of soap
A thief
2 Mexicans in a car, who is driving?
A policeman
Why doesn't Mexico have Olympic team?
Because anyone that knows to swim, run or jump ran over to USA
What did the little Mexican get for birthday present?
Your bike
how do you get twenty Mexicans in a phone booth,
Throw in a nickel
How do yo get them out
Throw in a bar of soap