Made me laugh ^^
Also : (lame)
and
A short conversation with God
The man: 'God, how long is a million years?'
God: 'To me, it's about a minute.'
The man: 'God, how much is a million dollars?'
God: 'To me it's a penny.'
The man: 'God, may I have a penny?'
God: 'Wait a minute.'
Also : (lame)
Hello
I'm a virus over from Ireland
Would you please forward this message on to everyone in your
address book and then delete everything on your hard drive.
That'd be great.
Thanks
and
Nominated best short joke this year
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles whilst taking a bath.
"Mum," he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.