Sad but true

[Mave]

 

[Impulse]

Well, to be fair, KFC can be pretty addicting.

 

[Stybar]

'MERICUH

 

[SovareZza]

'MERICUH

FUCK YEAH

 

[Nimphiouus]

At a supermarkt in Ipswich, there was this security guard (female) and she was REALLY OBESE, a lot bigger than the policeman in the picture up there, and she sat down out the front of the store and everyone just thought "dafuq is she gonna do if we rob the place".

 

[Stybar]

"dafuq is she gonna do if we rob the place".

Block the exit by sitting in there.

 

[Mave]

At a supermarkt in Ipswich, there was this security guard (female) and she was REALLY OBESE, a lot bigger than the policeman in the picture up there, and she sat down out the front of the store and everyone just thought "dafuq is she gonna do if we rob the place".

When you guys rob the place and run outside the store, she'll enable bowling mode and roll you over like a car hitting a ping pong ball.
Wrong mall guys.

 

[Stybar]

At a supermarkt in Ipswich, there was this security guard (female) and she was REALLY OBESE, a lot bigger than the policeman in the picture up there, and she sat down out the front of the store and everyone just thought "dafuq is she gonna do if we rob the place".

When you guys rob the place and run outside the store, she'll enable bowling mode and roll you over like a car hitting a ping pong ball.
Wrong mall guys.

Should've gone to Bolton

 

[Mave]

^ Bolton?

 

[Stybar]

Yeah, in case there's a petstore that sold you a deceased parrot.