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I walked by a really big guy on a bike the other day. He yelled, "GET OUT OF THE WAY." He was on an exercise bike at the gym.

Girlfriend: "what would you like *wink"
Boyfriend: "Babe, the sexiest thing you could do for me right now is learn to play World of Warcraft"

My bestfriends roommates msn status was "My roomate is gone now and I am naked in my living room I feel like a rebel, and kind of cold."

My friend just told me "I rarely wash my hands in public bathrooms because I know the taps are way more dirty than my penis."

Today in gym class the teacher yelled "OK everybody, grab your balls!"
 
ROFL Funny quotes.

Did you by any chance find any good ones on QuoteFFS?
 
AFAIK quoteFFS has IRC quotes that some wannabe-funny twats make on #ffs.
 
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