Programming humor

[theanonymouslobster]

im sorry no. how the fuck do you come to that conclusion. did she not see the others before her? has she never driven a car before? what exactly is going on

 

[Mave]

im sorry no. how the fuck do you come to that conclusion. did she not see the others before her? has she never driven a car before? what exactly is going on

Never underestimate how stupid some people are.

 

[theanonymouslobster]

and i thought i was stupid

 

[Mave]

Elon moment

 

[Stybar]

Elon moment

"are you meaning to say I made a mistake?"
"Well... it appears so, your eminence."
"You're fired."

 

[Mave]

I've created a monster

 

[Mave]

Linkedin is Tinder reversed

 

[Mave]

Progress!

 

[Mave]

While this probably won't work (no negative sign on most devices). You could also tip an insanely high amount, causing an integer overflow.

 

[Mave]

bruteForceAttackProtection

 

[Mave]

Exceptions

 

[Mave]

iWantToPlayAGame

 

[Mave]

JFC

 

[Mave]

Flying to Mars

 

[Mave]

Bython

 

[Mave]

"I changed a lightbulb"

 

[Mave]

Oddly specific number

 

[Mave]

isTrueFalse

 

[Mave]

maskDecision

 

[Mave]

switch condition {
case true:
// true code block
case false:
// false code block
case default:
// default block for unexpected boolean
}