If Apple were a person that person would eventually die of laughter.But Apple, how can I hold up my very expensive screen?
Apple: *Laughs in $999 screen mounts*
But what about my machine itself? It doesn't have anything to stand on!
Apple: *laughs in $699 wheel stands*
That's way too expensive! can I just get regular stands?
Apple: *laughs in $299 feet stands*