My girlfriend is weird

[Mave]

My girlfriend is weird, she always starts conversations with, "Are you even listening to me!"

 

[Stybar]

Better than mine, every morning, the same story. Never "Goodmorning sweetie" or anything, it's always "I'M CALLING THE COPS" or "HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?"

 

[Mave]

Better than mine, every morning, the same story. Never "Goodmorning sweetie" or anything, it's always "I'M CALLING THE COPS" or "HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?"

Pff typical women..