Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.

Mave

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Jesus: A table for 26, please.

Headwaiter: But there's only . . . um, 13 of you.

Jesus: Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side.
 
"You also don't need candles or something?"

"nah, I'll light using my halo"
 
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