I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability...

[Mave]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs...

"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded "Come on, what day was I born?"

“Yesterday." I replied.

 

[Stybar]

Re: I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was b

This has at least two possible punchlines:
The kid is a baby, and Mave is a weird pedobear
or
The guy just uses a clever trick to feel boobies.

I'm so confused

 

[Mave]

The guy just uses a clever trick to feel boobies.

 

[GothicDrakanas]

The punch line born yester day refer to her being stupid lol. It a coomon say where I from when u try to trick someone they ask "what? Do I look like I was born yestureday? Great joke mave lol might work too lol a lady was doing breast exams at a gay bar not to long ago lol was epic when they found out she not a doctor or nurse lol

 

[Stybar]

The punch line born yester day refer to her being stupid lol.

Oh right, I forgot about that