I asked my friend from New Zealand how many sexual partners he's had

[Mave]

he started counting and fell asleep.

 

[Fries]

I asked the same question in Sweden and he started counting all his sheep.

Edit: Just realized that's the same joke I just thought you meant he had so many that he fell asleep counting, oops.

 

[Stybar]

Mave, you just took that joke from Reddit. Yes, I mean this one:

(unless you made that post, in that case, my bad)

 

[Mave]

Mave, you just took that joke from Reddit. Yes, I mean this one:
PIC

(unless you made that post, in that case, my bad)

I did steal it, but not from that picture

 

[Impulse]

At least he can sustain some for of a sexual relationship.

 

[Princerazor]

and dreamt about counting and then he was into a dream within and dream, and then he gave himself the idea of inception using inception on himself

 

[Mave]

and dreamt about counting and then he was into a dream within and dream, and then he gave himself the idea of inception using inception on himself