A guy walks into a bar with his new cellphone, and the bartender asks what kind it is.
"Oh, it's a handphone! It was installed in my hand!"
The guy then orders a drink, but soon has to use the restroom before taking a sip.
"I'm fine, I'll be right out!"
After more than a few minutes, the bartender becomes worried and decides to enter the restroom to make sure he's okay.
The bartender enters the restroom and finds the man naked, spread-eagled on the ground with toilet paper sticking out of his butt.
Alarmed, the bartender says "Are you okay?!?!"
The man then says "Yes, I'm just receiving a fax".
"Oh, it's a handphone! It was installed in my hand!"
The guy then orders a drink, but soon has to use the restroom before taking a sip.
"I'm fine, I'll be right out!"
After more than a few minutes, the bartender becomes worried and decides to enter the restroom to make sure he's okay.
The bartender enters the restroom and finds the man naked, spread-eagled on the ground with toilet paper sticking out of his butt.
Alarmed, the bartender says "Are you okay?!?!"
The man then says "Yes, I'm just receiving a fax".
