Always a solid choice!Goddammit, finding gifts for my parents is frustrating.
"Mom, what do you want for Christmas?"
"I don't know."
"Do you know anything for dad?"
"No, no idea either"
"Dad, what do you want for Christmas?
"I don't know."
"Do you know anything for mom?"
"No, no idea either"
"Brother, what do you think we should get for mom and dad for Christmas?"
"I don't know"
Fuck it, beer and wine it is, then.
Because money.Why the fuck is this not regulated yet?
Colleague of mine's brother is a taxi driver in the harbor, apparently he paid €8000 only in bribes this week (for entire 2020).Because money.
What, you think Amazon and Jeff Bezos only spend that money on themselves? Fuck no, buying a politician is easy, these days.
Still secretly hoping Brexit will become the biggest regret of the UK.Merry Christmas, everybody! Now wait here for a couple of days, we might have fucked up with our immigration services.