"I swear it was an elephant honey"Jesus, that poor driver. Getting manhandled like that.
Those bruises are going to be fucking hard to explain.
"WHICH FUCKING SLUT ARE YOU BANGING? I BET IT'S A FAT FUCKING ELEPHANT""I swear it was an elephant honey"
The wife will have wished she ignored the elephant in the room."WHICH FUCKING SLUT ARE YOU BANGING? I BET IT'S A FAT FUCKING ELEPHANT"
"Well, actually..."
It's too late. By now, shit has gone bananas.The wife will have wished she ignored the elephant in the room.