A young boy walks into his mothers room when she's changing...

[Mave]

and he sees her naked. "Mommy, whats that between your legs?"

"uhh... well god hit mommy with a little axe and left a little axe wound" she replies nervously.

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"wow," replies the little boy, "it's a shame he hit you right in the cunt"

 

[Stybar]

inb4 that kid going round asking other woman, and giving them an axe to the cunt whenever they say "no"

 

[Mave]

inb4 that kid going round asking other woman, and giving them an axe to the cunt whenever they say "no"

You just wrote a bad hollywood horror movie