A nervous young man arrives for the first time at the house of his new girlfriend, and is greeted at the door by her father and Baron, the family dog. The young man is invited to sit in the living room to visit with the dad while his date is getting ready upstairs, and Baron wags his tail and sits companionably next to the young man.
The two men chat for a few minutes, and as time goes by, the young man begins to feel more and more uncomfortable- a huge fart is welling up in the recesses of his abdomen. He tries valiantly to suppress it, but finally decides that he can probably safely release it into the cushioned seat, and does.
"Baron!" the dad exclaims.
The relieved young man thinks to himself, "Oh, good. He thinks it's the dog."
They chat on for a minute or two longer, and the young man feels the urge to fart another time, and silently fills the room a second time with a noxious cloud.
The dad again speaks sharply to the dog, "Baron!"
The young man, emboldened by his prior successful gaseous emissions, does so yet again.
"Baron!' the dad shouts loudly this time, "Get away from that man before he shits all over you!"
The two men chat for a few minutes, and as time goes by, the young man begins to feel more and more uncomfortable- a huge fart is welling up in the recesses of his abdomen. He tries valiantly to suppress it, but finally decides that he can probably safely release it into the cushioned seat, and does.
"Baron!" the dad exclaims.
The relieved young man thinks to himself, "Oh, good. He thinks it's the dog."
They chat on for a minute or two longer, and the young man feels the urge to fart another time, and silently fills the room a second time with a noxious cloud.
The dad again speaks sharply to the dog, "Baron!"
The young man, emboldened by his prior successful gaseous emissions, does so yet again.
"Baron!' the dad shouts loudly this time, "Get away from that man before he shits all over you!"
