A man goes to see a doctor and says, "Doctor, I have an orange dick!"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Hmmm... I believe this is related to stress possibly caused by finances.
You should sell your house. Move into a smaller place." Two weeks later, the man returns to the doctor and says,
"Doctor, I sold my house, moved into a smaller place, but I still have an orange dick!"
The doctor leans back in his chair and after a moment says, "Hmmm... Maybe it was not your finances that were causing stress.
It must then be stress related to work place. You should quit your job."
Two weeks later, the man returns to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I sold my house, I quit my job, but I still have an orange dick!"
The doctor scratches his head and says, "If it isn't work place then it must be stress at home. Its a tough decision but I think you should leave your wife."
Two weeks later, the man returns to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I sold my house, I quit my job, I left my wife, but I STILL HAVE AN ORANGE DICK!"
The doctor scratches his head, pulls his hair and asks, "I have removed the 3 biggest stress causing issues from your life and it hasn't helped! What do you do all day?"
The man replies, "Eat cheetos and watch porn."
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Hmmm... I believe this is related to stress possibly caused by finances.
You should sell your house. Move into a smaller place." Two weeks later, the man returns to the doctor and says,
"Doctor, I sold my house, moved into a smaller place, but I still have an orange dick!"
The doctor leans back in his chair and after a moment says, "Hmmm... Maybe it was not your finances that were causing stress.
It must then be stress related to work place. You should quit your job."
Two weeks later, the man returns to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I sold my house, I quit my job, but I still have an orange dick!"
The doctor scratches his head and says, "If it isn't work place then it must be stress at home. Its a tough decision but I think you should leave your wife."
Two weeks later, the man returns to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I sold my house, I quit my job, I left my wife, but I STILL HAVE AN ORANGE DICK!"
The doctor scratches his head, pulls his hair and asks, "I have removed the 3 biggest stress causing issues from your life and it hasn't helped! What do you do all day?"
The man replies, "Eat cheetos and watch porn."
