A German man visiting France

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He's stopped at customs. The officer asks him, "Name?"

"Hans Muller" replies the German.

"Occupation?"

"No, just visiting this time."
 
A British tourist lands in Sydney. As he passes through customs, the agent asks "Do you have any history of criminal activity?"

The tourist replies "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was still required"
 
Stybar said:
A British tourist lands in Sydney. As he passes through customs, the agent asks "Do you have any history of criminal activity?"

The tourist replies "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was still required"

Still crazy to think about.. Originally (besides the aboriginals) all Australians were serious criminals.
 
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