[Pwi]CadBane
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A Former Military Vet from Desert Storm, goes for an interview at the post office, the interviewer woman asks him some questions, she first explains the job is from 8am to 4pm. woman asks "What are your weaknesses/fears?" mans says "I have a fear of not be able to reproduce." woman asks "Do you have military credentials or vet status?" man says " Yes I was deployed in Iraq during Desert Storm." woman asks "What are you handicaps/disabilities?" man says "I had an arm severed, and my balls blown off by an RPG round." woman asks "Do you have any allergies?" man says "Yes I'm allergic to bullshit, and coffee." The woman says he is hired, but he might want to wait to come in until 10am, the man says well I thought the job started at 8am, the woman reply's yes, but everybody around here just bullshits around drinks coffee and scratches their balls anyway until 10am.
