Women, the best freaking firewall in the world

[Mave]

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

 

[Fries]

It's kind of like that tiny exhaust port in the death star.

 

[GPow69]

Lmfao that is awesome xD

 

[ThePro]

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

lol'd

 

[MiRc34]

This joke is fucking awesome XD

 

[Panki]

LOL. Epic joke !

 

[Panki]

Firewall

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

Hangs system for 9 months tho'.

 

[ThePro]

Re: Firewall

I think someone already posted this.

 

[MiRc34]

Re: Firewall

^Indeed. I already knew the joke.

But awesome share.

 

[Mave]

Re: Firewall

Awesome joke, but indeed repo, merging with https://forums.themavesite.com/index.php?topic=8616

 

[Fries]

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

Even though the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second, it lets through one(!) data package, thus proving that men are superior (and the best hackers), as they can bypass the worlds strongest firewall and hang the system for 9 months.

 

[Mave]

^ Yeah that's what Panki said.

 

[Panki]

Not being sexist here but I've never heard of a female hacker.

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

^ And there never will be :troll:

 

[Mave]

Not being sexist here but I've never heard of a female hacker.

Indeed, but then again... can you even hack a sandwich?

 

[Panki]

^ LMAO.