Which Florida man are you?

[Mave]

A silly little game. Which Florida man are you?

Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthday.
Mine: "Florida Man September 30"

Bible thumping: Florida man accused of throwing holy book at deputy

Bible thumping: Florida man accused of throwing holy book at deputy

A man who’d just broken into his neighbor’s home because he claimed God told him to throw a Bible at a deputy who responded to the scene, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.

www.clickorlando.com

Still, could be worse:

 

[Mave]

Also Googled my daughter's birthday. Lmao

Fugitive Florida man on bike hoped 'hideous' blonde wig disguise would help him evade deputies, police say

Fugitive Florida man on bike hoped 'hideous' blonde wig disguise would help him evade deputies, police say

A Florida man wanted on drug charges didn’t quite prove himself as a “Master of Deception” when he was arrested last week in a "hideous" blonde wig while trying to pedal his way past police capture, authorities said.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Mauri]

What the fuck

"Florida Man Arrested For Sexually Battery After Dragging Woman, Threatens to Cut Her Throat With Scissors"

 

[Mave]

What the fuck

"Florida Man Arrested For Sexually Battery After Dragging Woman, Threatens to Cut Her Throat With Scissors"

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Hahaha oh God, curious about other dates. @Stybar

 

[Stybar]

Hahaha oh God, curious about other dates. @Stybar

bruh

Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase

Police say they've arrested a man several days after a complaint someone was spotted crawling under library tables and smelling a woman's feet at a Florida International University.

www.chicagotribune.com

 

[Mave]

bruh

Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase

Police say they've arrested a man several days after a complaint someone was spotted crawling under library tables and smelling a woman's feet at a Florida International University.

www.chicagotribune.com

Hahaha I love this game.