What you are supposed to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you

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Already wondered what the hell you're supposed to do while friends/family are singing you a happy birthday? Fear no more.
  • BASIC: Stare at the cake
  • BASIC: Smile with your mouth closed and scan the room
  • BASIC: Pretend you're happy
  • BASIC: Sit and look as awkward as possible
  • BASIC: Start clapping like a walrus
  • BASIC: Die a little more inside
  • BASIC: Suffer in silence and plot a revenge
  • ADVANCED: Blend in the crowd and sing with them
  • NEXT LEVEL: Find the one person not singing and maintain eye contact with them so they feel awkward and start singing along too
  • ADVANCED LEVEL: Enjoy the moment
Well, there you have it, your next birthday will be a piece of cake (pun intended) :biggrin:

Originally derived from a Reddit thread by Drunk-Obi-wan
 
Bend through your knees, wrap your head in your arms between your knees, and quickly mutter "the voices are back again, the voices are back again" over and over.
You will never, ever be sung to again. Or have anyone celebrate your birthday. Either way, you win.
 
Bend through your knees, wrap your head in your arms between your knees, and quickly mutter "the voices are back again, the voices are back again" over and over.
You will never, ever be sung to again. Or have anyone celebrate your birthday. Either way, you win.
Or you end up in a mental institution when eventually it's your birthday again and the other crazies start singing for you... This is the plot of a bad horror movie.
 
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