Two old hobos are walking down a country road.
These guys have been each other's homeless buddies for a long time -- travelling together, sleeping in abandoned train cars together, lighting fires in 55 gallon drums, you know -- doing the things that hobos do.
Anyway, these two guys are walking down a country road together when they stumble across some train tracks.
The first hobo says to the other, "You know what? We've been trekking along for a long time together and we need to spice things up.
You walk that way along the tracks for a day, and I'll walk this way along the tracks for a day, and in two days time, we'll meet back here and tell each other what we've seen."
"Okay," says the other hobo. So off they go.
Two days later, the two hobos rendezvous at the meeting spot.
The first hobo says to the other, "So, what did you find?"
"Well," says the other hobo, "I walked for a while and found a natural spring. It was beautiful.
I spent the day swimming and laying in the sun. There was an apple orchard and raspberry bushes that I was able to pick fruit from and fell asleep next to a waterfall, full from delicious apples and berries. What did you do?"
The other hobo chuckled and said, "well, I walked down the tracks for just about a mile and found the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen tied to the tracks. I untied her and we spent the last 24 hours having the best sex I've ever experienced.
We had had sex for hours. We did everything."
"Everything?", the other hobo asked, "Did she give a mean blowjob?"
"I don't know," said the first hobo, "I couldn't find her head."
These guys have been each other's homeless buddies for a long time -- travelling together, sleeping in abandoned train cars together, lighting fires in 55 gallon drums, you know -- doing the things that hobos do.
Anyway, these two guys are walking down a country road together when they stumble across some train tracks.
The first hobo says to the other, "You know what? We've been trekking along for a long time together and we need to spice things up.
You walk that way along the tracks for a day, and I'll walk this way along the tracks for a day, and in two days time, we'll meet back here and tell each other what we've seen."
"Okay," says the other hobo. So off they go.
Two days later, the two hobos rendezvous at the meeting spot.
The first hobo says to the other, "So, what did you find?"
"Well," says the other hobo, "I walked for a while and found a natural spring. It was beautiful.
I spent the day swimming and laying in the sun. There was an apple orchard and raspberry bushes that I was able to pick fruit from and fell asleep next to a waterfall, full from delicious apples and berries. What did you do?"
The other hobo chuckled and said, "well, I walked down the tracks for just about a mile and found the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen tied to the tracks. I untied her and we spent the last 24 hours having the best sex I've ever experienced.
We had had sex for hours. We did everything."
"Everything?", the other hobo asked, "Did she give a mean blowjob?"
"I don't know," said the first hobo, "I couldn't find her head."
