In a park there are two nude statues - a man and a woman. God sees that they have been staring longingly at each other for decades, so he decides to make them human.
God tells the statues-turned-humans that they only have half an hour before they revert to statue form.
The naked couple quickly jump into the bushes and there's a bunch of rustling and giggling. Fifteen minutes later, they emerge. "That was great," says the man.
"You still have fifteen minutes left!" says God.
"Awesome!" says the woman, "This time you hold down the pigeon and I'll take a shit on it!"
God tells the statues-turned-humans that they only have half an hour before they revert to statue form.
The naked couple quickly jump into the bushes and there's a bunch of rustling and giggling. Fifteen minutes later, they emerge. "That was great," says the man.
"You still have fifteen minutes left!" says God.
"Awesome!" says the woman, "This time you hold down the pigeon and I'll take a shit on it!"
those pidgeons lol