Two guys were at a bar when one man said to other ," Oh shit it's late. If I go home now my wife's gonna bitch at me. I do everything so quietly,too! I slowly pull my car into the driveway and turn it off. I open the door just a little so I can sneak through. I tip-toe my way up the stairs and quietly slip into bed with my wife, and she ALWAYS wake to yell at me." The second man say," Shit, you've been doing it all wrong. I slam on the breaks and skid onto the driveway. Kick open the door and turn on all the lights. Run up the stairs and jump into bed. Smack her ass and yell 'HEY HONEY HOW 'BOUT A BLOWJOB?'. And she pretends to be asleep every time."
Two guys were at a bar
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