The Onion releases fartscroll.js

[Mave]

http://theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js/

  // Fart every 400 pixels scrolled in the document
    $(document).fartscroll();

    // Fart every 800 pixels scrolled in the document
    $(document).fartscroll(800);

    // Fart every 100 pixels scrolled in the body (probably a bit much)
    $("body").fartscroll(100);

    // Now I'm just adding more examples to make the page longer
    $("body").fartscroll(50);

    // SO MANY FARTS
    $("body").fartscroll(5);

    // I should register fart.io for this
    $("div").fartscroll(500);

    // I should register fart.io for this
    $("body").fartscroll(400);

    // Dammit, fart.io is taken
    $(window).fartscroll(600);

    // Alright, that's probably enough examples
    $("body").fartscroll(400);

 

[Avalkiz]

Add this on TMS.

 

[Panki]

Add this on TMS.

 

[Stybar]

Add this on TMS.

It could be the end of all the noobs though...

 

[novokyiv]

Well, is this practical or what? I'd implement it on a website just for the laughs.

 

[Panki]

Well, is this practical or what? I'd implement it on a website just for the laughs.

Do a man in the middle attack on an unsecure wifi and inject this script into every site.

 

[Mave]

Well, is this practical or what? I'd implement it on a website just for the laughs.

Do a man in the middle attack on an unsecure wifi and inject this script into every site.

Sounds like a good plan.