The Official TMS IRC Quotes Thread

[Mauri]

Post your funny TMS IRC quotes in this topic.

<_Mauri> I watched porn once by using PS3
<[TMS]M1Rc34> LOL
<_Mauri> It was awesome
<[TMS]M1Rc34> would have not wanted to see the controller after that
<[TMS]M1Rc34> ;_; !
<_Mauri> ...
<_Mauri> Ooh right, this was black before <
<[TMS]M1Rc34> LMFAO!

 

[MiRc34]

<_Mauri> Luckily I have 1336 posts, not 1337
<~Maveee> you know what I hate
<~Maveee> bald guys in porn
<~Maveee> gtfo seriously
<[TMS]M1Rc34> LOL
<_Mauri> Woah, nice subject change o_O

<[TMS]M1Rc34> I kinda fail @ blindwriting
<~Maveee> brb going to take a massive dump
<~Maveee> satisfaction will be awesome
<~Maveee> brb 3 hours

 

[Mauri]

<~Maveee> replied in your 1337 topic Mauri
<~Maveee> brb flushing toilet again, poop too big to do it in one time
<_Mauri> :I
<~Maveee> jokes, brushing my teeth, brb

 

[GPow69]

Oh god, I wanna be on there all the time

Mad lulz XD

 

[MiRc34]

<[TMS]M1Rc34> Hiiii
<~Maveee> Hiiiiii
<[K4L]ThePro> ffs
<~Maveee> My penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<~Maveee> wait shit.
<[K4L]ThePro> lol mave
<[TMS]M1Rc34> Lmao.
<[K4L]ThePro> drugs are bad

 

[ThePro]

<[K4L]ThePro> anyone noticed that justin bieber has an orgasm in the song baby?
<[K4L]ThePro> and then the black guy is having an orgasm?
<[K4L]ThePro> justin has the orgasm when he says baby baby baby ohhh
<[TMS]M1Rc34> LOLWAT PRO?
<Maveee> lol PRO

 

[GPow69]

Everyone is posting quotes of themselves >.> lol

 

[Mave]

No, only Pro.

 

[GPow69]

Mauri did it

 

[Mauri]

Mauri did it

By an accident actually.

After that Mave asked me or Mirc to do this topic

 

[MiRc34]

<Modern> I CAN'T LET GO!
<[TMS]M1Rc34> PENDULUM
<Modern> FOR I LOSE CONTROL!
<[TMS]M1Rc34> <3333333333333333333333333333333
<Maffia171> I CAN'T LET MY DICK GO
<Maffia171> NOMNOMNOM
<Maffia171> wat
<[TMS]M1Rc34> LOOOOOOOOOOL
<Modern> XD

 

[ThePro]

* +[K4L]ThePro gives Nawg a male stripper
<Nawg> Yay
<Nawg> I think

Hmm...

 

[Mauri]

I'd like to inform all that quote what ThePro posted went all wrong. Here's what happened

<+[K4L]ThePro> Nawg, want a free slap?
* @GPow69 slaps Nawg and starts getting carried away
<@GPow69> i won
<Nawg> Yay
* +[K4L]ThePro gives Nawg a male stripper
<Nawg> I think

 

[ThePro]

You lagged, and you ruined the fun