The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I wanna increase."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband, he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did - did he???"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth; "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senora..The gardener did."
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I wanna increase."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband, he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did - did he???"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth; "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senora..The gardener did."