A 3rd grade teacher gave her class the assignment to find something interesting over spring break and tell the class about it next week. Spring break came and went and the teacher instructed the class, "When I call your name I want you to come up to the front of the class and tell me something interesting you learned, heard, or found last week. Johnny, why don't you go first?"
Johnny went to the blackboard, drew a little dot, and turned around to face the class. After a small pause the teacher asked, "Johnny, what's that?"
"It''s a period," Johnny replied.
"I know that, but what's so interesting about a period?"
Johnny shrugged, "Beats me, but last week my sister was missing one, mom feinted, dad had a heart attack, and the neighbor next door shot himself!"
Johnny went to the blackboard, drew a little dot, and turned around to face the class. After a small pause the teacher asked, "Johnny, what's that?"
"It''s a period," Johnny replied.
"I know that, but what's so interesting about a period?"
Johnny shrugged, "Beats me, but last week my sister was missing one, mom feinted, dad had a heart attack, and the neighbor next door shot himself!"
