So one night Superman is bored and wants to go out, but has nobody to go with. So he goes to see Batman in the Batcave and tells him "Hey Batman let's get our freak on tonight! We'll get some bitches and just get trashed, it'll be great!". Batman replies: "Sorry but there is a lot of crimefighting for me to do tonight, no time for childish activities" and drives off in the Batmobile.
"Well fuck him, what an asshole..." thinks Superman "I'll just go see Aquaman, he'll want to party with me". So he flies into the ocean and gets to Aquaman's dolphin farm. "Heeeeeey Aquamaaaan!! How about we get ourselves some brews and go out into town tonight? Get shitfaced you know, and score some hoes!". To which Aquaman replies "Sorry, but the dolphins and I have to stop many evil schemes tonight, no time for irresponsible behavior". Superman rolls his eyes at him and flies away, muttering "what a fag..." as he does so.
So he decides to get trashed on his own, but as he's flying past a building he spots a naked woman through one of the windows. He stops to look and realizes it's Wonderwoman! Lying flat on her back naked with her eyes closed, Superman thinks "Gotta have me some of that..." so he uses his super speed to go in and fuck her super quickly, and he's out in less than 2 seconds, flying away with a smirk he thinks "Well, that was a good night".
Back in the room, Wonderwoman opens her eyes in shock. "What the fuck was that??!!" she says. To which Invisible Man replies "I have no fucking clue, but it just destroyed my asshole".
"Well fuck him, what an asshole..." thinks Superman "I'll just go see Aquaman, he'll want to party with me". So he flies into the ocean and gets to Aquaman's dolphin farm. "Heeeeeey Aquamaaaan!! How about we get ourselves some brews and go out into town tonight? Get shitfaced you know, and score some hoes!". To which Aquaman replies "Sorry, but the dolphins and I have to stop many evil schemes tonight, no time for irresponsible behavior". Superman rolls his eyes at him and flies away, muttering "what a fag..." as he does so.
So he decides to get trashed on his own, but as he's flying past a building he spots a naked woman through one of the windows. He stops to look and realizes it's Wonderwoman! Lying flat on her back naked with her eyes closed, Superman thinks "Gotta have me some of that..." so he uses his super speed to go in and fuck her super quickly, and he's out in less than 2 seconds, flying away with a smirk he thinks "Well, that was a good night".
Back in the room, Wonderwoman opens her eyes in shock. "What the fuck was that??!!" she says. To which Invisible Man replies "I have no fucking clue, but it just destroyed my asshole".
