A man walks into a bar and immediately notices the piano player, he's maybe a foot tall and just tearing it up. He's amazing. The patron asks the bartender where he found such an amazing musician. The bartender replies, "oh, I found a genie in a lamp. It's in the alley and there are still two wishes left. Help yourself."
The patron is excited and runs into the alley, sees the lamp, rubs it and asks the genie for a million bucks. Suddenly a million ducks appear in the alley quacking and shitting everywhere. Furious the patron storms back into the bar and starts yelling at the bartender, "your genie sucks. He fucked it up. I asked for a million bucks and a million ducks appeared!"
"I know, you think I actually asked for a twelve inch pianist!?"
The patron is excited and runs into the alley, sees the lamp, rubs it and asks the genie for a million bucks. Suddenly a million ducks appear in the alley quacking and shitting everywhere. Furious the patron storms back into the bar and starts yelling at the bartender, "your genie sucks. He fucked it up. I asked for a million bucks and a million ducks appeared!"
"I know, you think I actually asked for a twelve inch pianist!?"