Share (your) hilarious pick up lines

[Mave]

• Hey girl, wanna come back to my place, watch some porn on my 52 inch flat screen mirror?
• Roses are red.
  Violets are blue.
  I have a gun.
  Get in the van
• Girl, are you sitting on that F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
• "Hey girl, you dropped something."
  "What?"
  "Your standards. Hi, I'm John."
  
• Are you the Gulf of Mexico? Because I wanna drill you & make a huge mess.
• You smell like trash, can I take you out?
• Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

 

[Panki]

How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice. Hi I'm John Doe.

 

[Stybar]

Are those pants compressed? Because I'd like to unzip them.

 

[Panki]