Quantum Sensations “Instant Drunk” Mouth Spray

[Mave]

So, you want to get drunk but you don’t want to bother chugging a few beers? Well, there’s now a mouth spray that you can use to get an instant buzz going.

It’s called Quantum Sensations. It’s an aerosol spray that contains 0.075ml of alcohol. The company plans to launch in in Europe for €20 per bottle. Each bottle contains 21 “shots”.

Why the hell would you buy this?

 

[Impulse]

This will make the infamous "comazuipen" a lot easier...

 

[Mave]

This will make the infamous "comazuipen" a lot easier...

Teenagers that try to 'comazuip' should die. Now.

 

[SovareZza]

What is?^

Also, I would buy this. I love the feeling of being drunk yet I hate actually drinking.

 

[Nimphiouus]

This'll take the fun and socialness out of drinking.

 

[Stybar]

What is?^

Drinking for the sake of getting drunk. Not for fun, or because you like the taste. Teenagers just drink vodka and Bacardi and whatnot until they pass out, to prove they are "cool" because they drink alcohol.
It's sickening to see young girls who are about 11 years old crawling on the street because they are too drunk to stand straight.

 

[Maffia171]

Instant drunk mouth spray, that's not very fun

 

[SovareZza]

What is?^

Drinking for the sake of getting drunk. Not for fun, or because you like the taste. Teenagers just drink vodka and Bacardi and whatnot until they pass out, to prove they are "cool" because they drink alcohol.
It's sickening to see young girls who are about 11 years old crawling on the street because they are too drunk to stand straight.

Oh, you mean binge drinking. I do that sometimes but that's only because I don't drink often - and I rarely get to a point where I pass out.
However if you're 11 and doing that sort of thing then you're an idiot.

 

[Stybar]

What is?^

Drinking for the sake of getting drunk. Not for fun, or because you like the taste. Teenagers just drink vodka and Bacardi and whatnot until they pass out, to prove they are "cool" because they drink alcohol.
It's sickening to see young girls who are about 11 years old crawling on the street because they are too drunk to stand straight.

Oh, you mean binge drinking. I do that sometimes but that's only because I don't drink often - and I rarely get to a point where I pass out.
However if you're 11 and doing that sort of thing then you're an idiot.

Yes, that was the word I was looking for.
And I hope you mean you get drunk fast because you aren't used to alcohol. In that case, DRINK MOAR.
In another case (where you drink excessively to "catch up"), you're an idiot too.