Guy walks in a bar, sits and gets a beer. He sees a jar filled with 5$ behind the bar.
The barman explains the client needs to put 5$ in the jar to know what it's about.
The client pays up, the bartender explains the client will get all the money if he can do 3 things successfully.
1-Drink a shot of cuervo and keep a straight face.
2-Remove the last remaining tooth of the grumpy old dog in the alley.
3-Give sexual pleasure to the old, fat lady in the corner. At first the client refuses to take on the challenge.
After a few more beers he asks for a shot of cuervo. He takes it and, to the pleasure of the gathering crowd around him, he keeps a straight face. He proceeds to the alley, the whole bar cheering him.
After hearing the dog barking loudly and making all sorts of funny noises the crowd sees the door open.
The client comes in, looking completely worn out and screams ''So where's the fat lady who needs a tooth pulled out!''
The barman explains the client needs to put 5$ in the jar to know what it's about.
The client pays up, the bartender explains the client will get all the money if he can do 3 things successfully.
1-Drink a shot of cuervo and keep a straight face.
2-Remove the last remaining tooth of the grumpy old dog in the alley.
3-Give sexual pleasure to the old, fat lady in the corner. At first the client refuses to take on the challenge.
After a few more beers he asks for a shot of cuervo. He takes it and, to the pleasure of the gathering crowd around him, he keeps a straight face. He proceeds to the alley, the whole bar cheering him.
After hearing the dog barking loudly and making all sorts of funny noises the crowd sees the door open.
The client comes in, looking completely worn out and screams ''So where's the fat lady who needs a tooth pulled out!''
