unclebobee
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PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's
house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed some thing from the
store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out
of the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish
hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey
out of the oven And proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and
pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started
to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys
lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's
house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed some thing from the
store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out
of the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish
hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey
out of the oven And proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and
pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started
to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys
lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
