Post (your) funny quotes

[Mave]

It's an epic one :T

 

[Panki]

Mathias: Whats the color of your sleeping bag?
Simone: It's bicolored.

Happened today

 

[Nitronic]

Poor Justin Bieber everyone picks on her: Wow guys 63% of our fans are females way to go

John Scott-Aimbot: Shouldn't that 63% be in the kitchen?

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

<sniep> my servers are all named after computer parts so that users sound like retards asking for anything

<sniep> "i need full access to ram!"
<sniep> "why is megabytes broken?!?"
<sniep> "who rebooted hard drive??!??"

 

[GPow69]

^ LMFAO

That's pretty funny XD

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

"Do NOT download files pretending to be CP or hawt pr0n from RS or MU it will fuck your fapstation"

I lol'd D:

 

[Mave]

lol, Fapstation

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

Teh Rawrrrrasaur. says:
*ok
*it was funny at Bangkok airport
*we looked at the sign
*and saw thai writing
*and were like
*o look, that smiley face is giving head to a garbage can
Nimmie <3 Maddie says:
*LOL

 

[Mave]

Microsoft wants us to "Imagine life without walls"...
I say, "If there are no walls, who needs Windows?"

 

[Andre]

lol

I've seen server providers name their datacenters or standalone servers using manufacturer names (Dell, Asus, whatever) and drugs (such as heroine, weed, etc)

Anyways here are a few:

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
* frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

<Tedward> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.
<Tedward> he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!"
<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<Tedward> he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!"
<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<Tedward> now he goes to his third ho.
<Tedward> he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"
<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<Tedward> next he visits the fourth ho.
<Tedward> he asks her for his $250.
<Thy_Dungeonman> hold on, wait a sec
<Tedward> what?
<Thy_Dungeonman> you said three ho's, not four. idioth.
*Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman
<Tedward> Don't correct me, bitch.

* Vesper is now known as CodyB
<Teku> why the nick change?
<CodyB> I'm teaching this hot chick how to use IRC
<xanatos> ...why
<CodyB> I got grounded for two weeks and I can't call anyone. I figured I could talk to her here, at least.
<CodyB> be cool, I'm teaching her about channels and she might come in here
<xanatos> how did you get grounded
<CodyB> I locked my sister outside for three hours.
<xanatos> i bet she didnt like that
* StacyF has joined #randomshit
<CodyB> yeah I thought my parents were going to kill me
<CodyB> oh hey, there you are
<Teku> So you had sex with your sister on your parents bed and they walked in on you? Wow Cody, you're lucky you only got grounded for two weeks.
<StacyF> eeew you sick fuck
* StacyF has left #randomshit
<Teku> I know you're going to kill me later, but it was so worth it
<CodyB> you motherfucker

<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

<JoshtheRipper> Brad do you have any issues with " burn in " on your plasma?
<KnaveBrad> nope
<JoshtheRipper> kool
<JoshtheRipper> How well does it handle blacks
<KnaveBrad> I have it bolted to the wall, so they can't really take it without some serious work

 

[Panki]

LOL! Epic Andre, tanks man, cookie. I lol'd so hard

 

[Mave]

This is the best one, Andre.

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
* frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

 

[GPow69]

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

I ACTUALLY fell out of my chair laughing.

 

[MiRc34]

My God, Andre, you made me LOL so hard... Especially @ the sister one :rofl:
Cookie on the way

 

[Mave]

OMG GP, I almost died laughing

 

[Maffia171]

OMG GP, I almost died laughing

Wat

 

[Mave]

^

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

I ACTUALLY fell out of my chair laughing.

 

[GPow69]

^ That was one of the ones from Andre's post, I take no credit

 

[Mave]

Yeah seems like I credited the wrong person

Saw this on a server.

Thank you for accepting the rules, please DON'T DO ANY OF THEM!

 

[Maffia171]

[13:30] moshmonkey: wa
[13:30] maffia171: Wub fucked my screen up
[13:30] moshmonkey: t
[13:30] maffia171: @D
[13:30] moshmonkey: Lolk
[13:30] maffia171: Fine
[13:31] moshmonkey: Ripplemarks
[13:31] maffia171: Wat
[13:31] maffia171: Nipplemarks
[13:31] maffia171: ;_;
[13:31] moshmonkey: LOL

Edit: Another one XD
[20:05] moshmonkey: T-T-TAKEMEHIGH
[20:05] moshmonkey: T-T-TAKEMEHIGHer
[20:05] moshmonkey: T-T-TAKEMEHIGH
[20:05] moshmonkey: T-T-TAKEMEHIGHER
[20:05] maffia171: T-T-TAKEMEDEEP
[20:05] moshmonkey: SWEET SHOP
[20:05] moshmonkey: WUUUUB
[20:05] maffia171: T-T-TAKEMEDEEPER
[20:05] maffia171: LOL
[20:05] moshmonkey: LOL